Revelations Chapter 6 – The Bayou Corne Translation

We have conversations in the comments sections and some videos here that have a religious theme.
Since we’re going straight to he11 anyway, following on the heels of our portfolio, we have this prophesy to contribute:

[Translation in blue]

1
And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see.
And I saw,  Jindal opened his mail from the Office of Conservation, and I heard,  as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four  political-hacks/beasts saying, Come and see.

2
And I saw, and behold a white horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.
And I saw, and behold a giant excavator he sat on; and a hard hat was given unto him; and he went forth after that photo op, fundraising and to raise funds.

3
And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the second beast say, Come and see.
And when he opened the second order from DNR, I heard the second Gas and Oil Association hack say, Come and have a drink with the boys in the lobby. You don’t wanna look at that!

4
And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto him a great sword.
And there went out on the well pad another backhoe that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take a piece of earth and shove it into Lake FUBAR, and that they should kill one another for even that job: and there was given unto him a great paycheck minus deductions and kickbacks.

5
And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his hand.
And when Jindal opened the third decree, I heard a third political hack say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black Cadillac; and he that sat in the back had a big clasp envelope in his hand.

6
And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.
And I heard a voice in the midst of the GOP candidate search team say, A measure of lobbyists for some oil leases, and three measures of ingots for a pipeline; and I see thou hurt not the oil and the wine. O! Not the wine!

7
And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see.
And when he opened the fourth clasp envelope, I heard a smart phone say, Come and see.

8
And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.
And I looked and behold a white Cadillac: and his name that drove him was GREED, and Hell followed him in a Lexus. And 450 horsepower was given unto him over the lunch-hour, to kill with envy those lazy rivals in  beat up Toyotas, and with big fat luncheons paid for by  the Oil and Gas Association,  and with GREED the beasts of the earth followed him to his next campaign stop.

9
And when he had opened the fifth seal, I saw under the altar the souls of them that were slain for the word of God, and for the testimony which they held:
And when he opened the fifth decree to put Band Aids on that pesky sinkhole in Bayou Corne, I saw half his staff fired for pestering him on such matters. They were sacked for the word of the Law, and for the testimony which they could tell:

10
And they cried with a loud voice, saying, How long, O Lord, holy and true, dost thou not judge and avenge our blood on them that dwell on the earth?
And when they cried with a loud voice, saying, How long, O Gov., top dog and all that, dost thou not get good brain power to address that pesky sinkhole in Bayou Corne to prop up your sinking reputation from those that dwell in Louisiana?

11
And white robes were given unto every one of them; and it was said unto them, that they should rest yet for a little season, until their fellow servants also and their brethren, that should be killed as they were, should be fulfilled.
And when they were given low-ball home buy-out offers from Texas Brine and white T-Shirts with “Texas Brine: Responsible Care™” emblazoned on them; and it is said unto them steaming mad home-owners, that they should rest yet for a little season, until their fellow lawyers-hired-by-Texas Brine and also their brethren, that they should be suckered out of their dwellings, and Texas Brine fulfilled.

12
And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood;
And I beheld when Texas Brine’s Bruce Martin opened the sixth decree, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth from the flares, and the moon became as blood from the H2S;

13
And the stars of heaven fell unto the earth, even as a fig tree casteth her untimely figs, when she is shaken of a mighty wind.
And the stars of heaven fell unto Camp Minden, even as great cypress trees casteth into Lake FUBAR on a phone cam, when she is shaken of a mighty slough in. Plus wind.

14
And the heaven departed as a scroll when it is rolled together; and every mountain and island were moved out of their places.
And the media black-out departed as a scroll when it was shamed by Newsweek; and every bayou and island breathed a sigh of relief.

15
And the kings of the earth, and the great men, and the rich men, and the chief captains, and the mighty men, and every bondman, and every free man, hid themselves in the dens and in the rocks of the mountains;
And the presidents and dictators of the earth, and the stooges, and the 1%, and the fracking-waste barge captains and the tiny men, and every dirty banker and every unjailed Louisianan, hid themselves far away from Lake FUBAR. As the cypress trees keep castething into it. Lo!

16
And said to the mountains and rocks, Fall on us, and hide us from the face of him that sitteth on the throne, and from the wrath of the Lamb:
And said to the bayous and swamps, Drain all of your nuke waste and fracking waste unto us and hide from the face of the people and him that sitteth on the throne in Baton Rougue will spare you from wrath of the EPA. For a fee.

17
For the great day of his wrath is come; and who shall be able to stand?
For the great day of his wrath is come; and who shall be able to stand?

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20 thoughts on “Revelations Chapter 6 – The Bayou Corne Translation

  1. Whoever did this interpretation appears to know very well their Bible as well as what all has been transpiring there in the bayou. Inspired. It will be interesting to read others’ thoughts.

  2. I guess it is finally going with the trees falling in.
    Your text is brilliant! Now you need to do one for Fukushima and maybe EDF-Areva. You will be in heaven (hopefully not soon) for looking after the earth and “the least of these” and seeking justice. Revelations nearly didn’t make it into the Bible. Supposed to be about Rome which is often compared to imperial England and US.
    Love these:
    15
    And the presidents and dictators of the earth, and the stooges, and the 1%, and the fracking-waste barge captains and the tiny men, and every dirty banker and every unjailed Louisianan, hid themselves far away from Lake FUBAR. As the cypress trees keep castething into it. Lo!
    16
    And said to the bayous and swamps, Drain all of your nuke waste and fracking waste unto us and hide from the face of the people and him that sitteth on the throne in Baton Rougue will spare you from wrath of the EPA. For a fee.

  3. Any idea about why there is a heliocorder west of Byram, Mississippi? I had forgotten about the dormant (or dead?) volcano at Spring Ridge, Miss. Is that where it is I wonder? It’s in that area.

    • uh-oh. Is it talking to El Salvador volcano??
      All of Central America shaking … might shake that volcano!
      Some misc. volcano items are on the methane page …

      • I’ll look for your post. It looks like Vicksburg but if you zoom it is on a diagonal between Byram, south of Jackson and Vicksburg – seems maybe Hinds Jr. College at Raymond. The crater is now said to be at the Jackson Coliseum which is due north of Raymond, due west of Jackson. If the volcano was at Spring Ridge — there are many things called spring ridge suggesting the thing was huge. There is also a hot springs outside of Greenville in Leroy Percy State Park — it is at 94 F which may be too cool to be volcano related. Earthquake insurance is required further south than that and there was an earthquake once offshore in the area of Lake Pontchartrain-Slidell, LA…Actually aren’t there a lot of quakes offshore in the Gulf?

      • There were actually a lot of offshore Gulf quakes last time I looked which would have been ca 2001, I think. No later than 2005. They still could have been from oil and gas but it’s before much fracking started. I think we don’t want to know what’s underground and any tampering is dangerous. People just don’t know or understand. Just like Fukushima — major underground danger now.

  4. There’s A Hole in The Bucket
    There times when talking to the Government do you fill like you’re talking to a wall and getting the runaround.

    High On LeConte it’s cold in Tennessee
    I beg every hiker out there, do not set foot on the trail if you are wearing blue jeans or any other cotton clothing. That type of clothing could become deadly in weather like this.
    http://www.highonleconte.com/1/archives/12-2013/1.html
    Evidence of Ancient Atomic Knowledge? …PAGE 2
    Scientists Discover Six Ancient Zones of Depleted Uranium with Plutonium Products
    http://s8int.com/atomic2.html
    Image of the Day: 2 Billion-Year-Old Nuclear Reactor Fossil!
    Mar 3, 2011 … The remnants of nuclear reactors nearly two billion years …
    http://www.dailygalaxy.com/my_weblog/2011/03/image-of-the-day-2-billion-year-old-nuclear-reactor-fossil.html
    Evidence of nuclear explosion in ancient India ?
    http://twitscope.wordpress.com/2008/07/12/evidence-of-nuclear-explosion-in-ancient-india/

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